Judas Christie

Judas Christie

Judas starts the day by telling private businesses that they are allowed to open. Also, the serfs may return to their shanties:

Governor Christie

All casinos in Atlantic City can reopen immediately. In addition, the mandatory evacuation order for AC residents has been lifted

"Private" property..."Private" Business....those are illusory. Obviously The State calls the shots on when business can be conducted, and when you may go to your home.
Next up, for those who were hit buy the storm, you can go get yourself some federal cheese. Who cares where the money comes from? It can be from someone who lives in the middle of the U.S., and who did not take the risk of living on the coast.
Take it...it's there:

Governor Christie

I encourage all those who qualify for FEMA assistance to register, if you haven't already. Call 1-800-621-FEMA

Next up...a little reminder on who's in charge of getting your life back to normal:

Governor Christie

 My first job is to get your life back to normal as much as it can be. As quickly as possible

Then a poke at those who are actually doing something. Oh...and evidently Judas has the power to put deadlines on them:

Governor Christie

If the power companies do not meet deadlines-they will hear from me

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Finally, a reminder on who's feet you should be washing:

Governor Christie

I appreciate your patience & support. We're here to let you know you haven't been forgotten. Government is here for moments like this

Pretty heavy lifting for one day...and that's not counting the arbitrary breaking of contracts.
Perhaps someday Judas will seek to be King.
His resume is impeccable.
And we truly are not worthy. Next up Cumo's threat to the Power companies...