Not The Onion: Cali Health Org Replaces Word "Vagina" With Gender-Inclusive "Front-Hole"

http://dailycaller.com/2018/08/21/san-fran-health-org-gets-rid-of-vagina-in-favor-of-more-inclusive-front-hole/

According to Healthline‘s sex-ed guide, "higher rates of HIV and STD’s are a direct result of discrimination,” reports Caldron Pool, a righty Christian site.

 “It’s imperative for safe sex guides to become more inclusive of LGBTQIA and nonbinary people.”

The clincher:

“For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the term ‘vagina.'”