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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Speaking of full retard: NY lockdown for lime green Nerf gun

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/20590152/elmont-high-school-under-lock-down

NEW YORK (MYFOXNY) - A lime-green Nerf toy gun caused an hours-long lock-down at a Long Island school on Tuesday.

A 911 caller told Nassau County Police she saw a suspicious teen at about 7:38 a.m. Tuesday wearing a black jacket and carrying a black backpack at Elmont Memorial high School in Elmont.

The caller said he was also carrying a lime green gun.

A SWAT team searched the school room by room. Parents were allowed to pick up their children early Tuesday afternoon.

They eventually found the toy lime green and yellow lever action Nerf gun in a student locker. Police did not make any arrests and the lockdown was lifted.

 How afraid of everything do you have to be in life to call 911 because you saw a kid with a nerf gun? Why was this person even near a school? Shouldnt their kids have been at home, behind several deadbolts, within arms reach of the ADT emergency alert button, and safely wrapped in bubble wrap?

 Great now Nerf will be releasing their new Lance Armstrong Nerf gun......Only ONE ball.....

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:06 AM

    I'm sure the person who brought the nerf gun to school knew exactly what he was doing. I would think that 911 would know that no assault weapons come in lime green.
    Oh and did you have to use full retard? Sure you have the right, but using retard as an insult is really mean spirited.

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  2. The intent is not to be mean spirited, the intent is to call out the idiocy of which you read.

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