File this under 'WTF

...despite job growth and purchase volume dropping for the 2nd consecutive month for the first time in 3 years, ISM New York reported a headline print of 65.8 in October. The jump from 44.5 (6 year lows) in September is the largest MoM jump since Nov 2003... Under the surface it was weak all around except for one thing... "outlook"

 

Speechless. TPTB say everything is awesome GO SHOPPING! WE NEED 8 more years of the same politicians for sure, they saved the world!...